Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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