hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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