seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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