Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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