im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
