"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Randomize
