Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
