i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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