yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
