he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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