Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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