we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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