Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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