is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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