I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
