white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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