Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
