My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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