Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
