We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
