Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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