love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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