Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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