is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
ttyl tear gas
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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