I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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