do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
