He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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