After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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