Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
