We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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