dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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