doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
love makes seman taste better
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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