Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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