I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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