if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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