I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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