..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
