i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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