Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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