they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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