I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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