On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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