His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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