Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
