I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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