covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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