Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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