Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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