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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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