i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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